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who was the last person to see you naked?

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Re: who was the last person to see you naked?

Post by BJE » Fri Jan 05, 2018 10:58 am

Basically the entire glute muscle on each side. In taekwondo we do a lot of side kicks and roundhouse kicks which really get my glutes tight.

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Re: who was the last person to see you naked?

Post by frankpyle » Thu Jan 11, 2018 11:26 am

jace wrote:Always give a hand to a college boy.
I d like to give a college boy a hand, mouth, foot, heck I’d give him what ever he wanted.


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Re: who was the last person to see you naked?

Post by Dfwspeedo » Sat Jan 13, 2018 11:48 am

I try and have a massage at least once a month and a hard and deep glute massage is an essential part

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Re: who was the last person to see you naked?

Post by swimmy » Sat Jan 13, 2018 12:00 pm

I'm in the locker room every evening before and after my swim workout. I'm not a towel changer, nor do I strut about swinging my dick, just do my thing and get out of there. I have no idea who sees what, and I'm not one of those who really cares who's looking or why.

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Re: who was the last person to see you naked?

Post by ...:::sam:::... » Mon Jan 22, 2018 11:29 pm

swimmy wrote:
Sat Jan 13, 2018 12:00 pm
I'm in the locker room every evening before and after my swim workout. I'm not a towel changer, nor do I strut about swinging my dick, just do my thing and get out of there. I have no idea who sees what, and I'm not one of those who really cares who's looking or why.
Same with me.
The last 2 people who saw me naked were in the pool change rooms. 1 of them is a friend, the other I had no idea who he was. The one i dont know had a shower also, threw a towel over the door (doors are about nipple height) so nobody could see in, thats where he showered, dried and got changed. He must be built differently to everybody else.

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Re: who was the last person to see you naked?

Post by SpeedoDad78 » Mon Jan 29, 2018 9:31 pm

Normally my answer would be my wife or someone at the gym. Today it was my daughter.

I was working from home, so I stayed in sweats and a t-shirt until early afternoon. After I took a shower, it didn't seem necessary to get dressed. No one else was home, so I ate my lunch in the nude.

I'd just finished lunch and was washing some dishes in the sink, when my daughter walked into the kitchen. I'd forgotten her school was letting out early. "Dad!" she exclaimed as she walked in on me.

I kept my front to the counter as I explained that I'd forgotten she'd be home earlier than usual. We both couldn't help but laugh about the situation.

She dropped her bag on the kitchen table and sat down. "Well, carry on," she said mockingly with a big grin on her face.

"Just gonna sit there?" I asked.

"Why not?" she said with a shrug.

"Suit yourself," I replied turning back to the sink. She laughed quietly to herself as I finished the last couple of dishes.

I turned around to face her, and she did a little wolf whistle.

"I'm going up to get dressed," I said. I cracked a little smile as I walked passed my daughter and upstairs.

After we had dinner, I started a load of laundry. I told the kids to bring down anything they needed washed. My daughter came into the laundry room with her hamper, which she set on the floor.

She started to leave, then stopped. "Sorry about earlier," she said. "I hope I wasn't too mean."

"It's okay, honey," I assured her.

"Cool," she replied. "I mean if you want to walk around naked, it's totally cool. I was just a little surprised."

"I'll try to give you a little more heads up next time," I joked. She laughed.

She turned to go again, and I went back to sorting the laundry. "Dad?" I heard her say from the doorway. I looked over. "You mind washing these as well?" she asked as she pulled off her shirt and pants and tossed them into her hamper. My daughter stood naked in the doorway. I was to stunned to speak. "Guess we're even now," she said. She stood there a moment later, then turned and left.

It always amazes me how kids never cease to surprise you.

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Post by ...:::sam:::... » Tue Jan 30, 2018 4:37 am

Haha thats awesome Speedodad, she sounds like a real laugh!

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Re: who was the last person to see you naked?

Post by scottishSpeedo » Tue Jan 30, 2018 3:13 pm

SpeedoDad78 wrote:
Mon Jan 29, 2018 9:31 pm
Normally my answer would be my wife or someone at the gym. Today it was my daughter.

I was working from home, so I stayed in sweats and a t-shirt until early afternoon. After I took a shower, it didn't seem necessary to get dressed. No one else was home, so I ate my lunch in the nude.

I'd just finished lunch and was washing some dishes in the sink, when my daughter walked into the kitchen. I'd forgotten her school was letting out early. "Dad!" she exclaimed as she walked in on me.

I kept my front to the counter as I explained that I'd forgotten she'd be home earlier than usual. We both couldn't help but laugh about the situation.

She dropped her bag on the kitchen table and sat down. "Well, carry on," she said mockingly with a big grin on her face.

"Just gonna sit there?" I asked.

"Why not?" she said with a shrug.

"Suit yourself," I replied turning back to the sink. She laughed quietly to herself as I finished the last couple of dishes.

I turned around to face her, and she did a little wolf whistle.

"I'm going up to get dressed," I said. I cracked a little smile as I walked passed my daughter and upstairs.

After we had dinner, I started a load of laundry. I told the kids to bring down anything they needed washed. My daughter came into the laundry room with her hamper, which she set on the floor.

She started to leave, then stopped. "Sorry about earlier," she said. "I hope I wasn't too mean."

"It's okay, honey," I assured her.

"Cool," she replied. "I mean if you want to walk around naked, it's totally cool. I was just a little surprised."

"I'll try to give you a little more heads up next time," I joked. She laughed.

She turned to go again, and I went back to sorting the laundry. "Dad?" I heard her say from the doorway. I looked over. "You mind washing these as well?" she asked as she pulled off her shirt and pants and tossed them into her hamper. My daughter stood naked in the doorway. I was to stunned to speak. "Guess we're even now," she said. She stood there a moment later, then turned and left.

It always amazes me how kids never cease to surprise you.
Sounds innocent enough, but just a heads up a lot of folks wouldn't see it that way. Child protective services for one definetely wouldn't, I wouldn't want this forum shut down either due to someone taking that the wrong way.

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Re: who was the last person to see you naked?

Post by navyblackmaroon » Mon Feb 05, 2018 6:01 pm

The last person who saw me nude was my dad when he got me a towel while I was taking a shower. Nothing out of this world.

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Re: who was the last person to see you naked?

Post by Horndog » Mon Feb 05, 2018 6:23 pm

Random guys in the sauna at my gym, before that my girlfriend!

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Post by ...:::sam:::... » Tue Feb 06, 2018 3:21 am

Normally I see stuff at the pool and think hmmm. Today there were a few wtf's though!

So this bloke in the next lane jumps in the pool, swims about 10m, turns around and swims back, pulls his shorts off under the water and throws them on the end of the pool. He then looks at me as I'm giving him this real WTF look and then he swims off. Anyway, each to their own but that was just a bizzare thing today.

Get out and go to the change room. Strip off and go to the shower, there is so much hot steam coming under the wall from the next shower, I end up having only the cold on. finish my shower, get out, get dried and then dressed then I notice the guy who was in the next shower is still in there. I wonder again WTF and look at his cubicle (doors are low, you can see in) to see what he was doing and he is just standing there watching me, I guess he has been for the whole time. No secrets now!

So, there you go. The last person to see me naked was the random in the shower in the change room this afternoon who apparently just likes to watch!

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Post by ChicagoDan » Tue Feb 06, 2018 8:29 pm

In his defense, Sam, most of us would like to watch you shower, too

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Post by Speedoaddict » Wed Feb 07, 2018 1:34 pm

FFS Jace. Lol. I bet you kept on at him to “stop, don’t do that, help”. Then after the first 10secs it was “oh okay then”. Lol.
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Post by Mazda3mps » Wed Feb 07, 2018 2:40 pm

...:::sam:::... wrote:
Tue Feb 06, 2018 3:21 am
Normally I see stuff at the pool and think hmmm. Today there were a few wtf's though!

So this bloke in the next lane jumps in the pool, swims about 10m, turns around and swims back, pulls his shorts off under the water and throws them on the end of the pool. He then looks at me as I'm giving him this real WTF look and then he swims off. Anyway, each to their own but that was just a bizzare thing today.

Get out and go to the change room. Strip off and go to the shower, there is so much hot steam coming under the wall from the next shower, I end up having only the cold on. finish my shower, get out, get dried and then dressed then I notice the guy who was in the next shower is still in there. I wonder again WTF and look at his cubicle (doors are low, you can see in) to see what he was doing and he is just standing there watching me, I guess he has been for the whole time. No secrets now!

So, there you go. The last person to see me naked was the random in the shower in the change room this afternoon who apparently just likes to watch!
that happened once.. some guy kept following up... and didnt realise till like the 4th time..

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Re: who was the last person to see you naked?

Post by PNWGuy » Wed Feb 07, 2018 3:20 pm

My boyfriend, as we did yoga together in the living room last night.

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Post by Speedoaddict » Wed Feb 07, 2018 5:13 pm

Lol. Not really jace. Lol.
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Post by ...:::sam:::... » Thu Feb 08, 2018 4:27 am

Mazda3mps wrote:
Wed Feb 07, 2018 2:40 pm
that happened once.. some guy kept following up... and didnt realise till like the 4th time..
He kept following you into the change room! :shock:

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Post by ...:::sam:::... » Fri Feb 09, 2018 12:19 am

jace wrote:
Thu Feb 08, 2018 5:56 pm
Sam with your butt we could get a line of guys to follow you into the changing room.I'd be the first in line.
Haha thanks Jace, maybe one day I'll get lucky! :lol:

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Post by blueflinch » Fri Feb 09, 2018 3:25 pm

Sam was the last person to see me naked. No wait, that was a dream ... :mrgreen: :lol:

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Re: who was the last person to see you naked?

Post by SpeedoDad78 » Tue Dec 18, 2018 7:47 pm

We spent Thanksgiving at my mom's place. Thursday morning, I woke up early and couldn't fall back to sleep. My wife and I were staying in the living room. The house is small, so we just use whatever space is available.

I got up to use the bathroom, which is next to the kitchen. It was still dark and I figured everyone else was still in bed, so I didn't bother getting dressed. I sleep nude. I relieved myself and went into the kitchen to get a drink of water.

I stood by the counter looking out the window. "Morning," I heard my mom say behind me. "You're up early."

I turned around. My bottom half was concealed by the counter between us. "I, uh, couldn't sleep," I said.

"I figured I'd get a few things started before everyone wakes up," my mom said. "You want a cup of coffee?" She walked over and started to set up the coffee maker.

I couldn't think of a way to make a quick escape, so I decided to make light of the situation. "Sure. I'll take mine au naturel," I said.

"You mean black?" she asked turning her head toward me.

She cracked a smile when she saw me. "Fine by me," she said. She went back to making coffee. "[Your wife] mentioned you've had a relaxed dress code at home lately. You're welcome to make yourselves comfortable while you're here."

"I just got up to use the bathroom," I replied. "If I'd know you were planning to get up early, I'd have thrown something on first."

She switched on the coffee maker and turned back to me, leaning back on the counter. "Then I'm glad I didn't say anything," she said.

"Enjoying this?" I joked.

She smiled and shrugged. "I'm not complaining," she replied. "I always encouraged you to be comfortable with your body, like when we went to that nude beach on your graduation trip. Guess it just took a few years to sink in."

We chatted while the coffee brewed then enjoyed a cup together. She rinsed them out and put them in the dishwasher when we were done.

"I should see if [my wife]'s up," I said.

"Same time tomorrow?" she asked.

"Only if you take yours au nautrel," I teased.

"Perfect," she said.

I went back to the living room to check on my wife.

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