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Tackiest / Kitschiest Speedos / swim briefs ever seen

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landoffrozensheep
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Tackiest / Kitschiest Speedos / swim briefs ever seen

Post by landoffrozensheep » Mon Mar 16, 2020 6:06 pm

As subject - Tackiest / Kitschiest pattern of speedos/swim briefs you've ever seen?

I nominate these: https://splish.com/collections/brief/pr ... ws-glitter

(Albeit I would wear them, why I do not know :P )

Anyone beat these?

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Re: Tackiest / Kitschiest Speedos / swim briefs ever seen

Post by ...:::sam:::... » Tue Mar 17, 2020 1:46 am

I thought they were kids speedos until I saw the size range

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Re: Tackiest / Kitschiest Speedos / swim briefs ever seen

Post by ReservedEnthusiast » Tue Mar 17, 2020 3:27 am

I was about to play devil’s advocate and say some people would go for that, but just...no. 😂

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Re: Tackiest / Kitschiest Speedos / swim briefs ever seen

Post by MrMusik » Tue Mar 17, 2020 8:13 am

landoffrozensheep wrote:
Mon Mar 16, 2020 6:06 pm
As subject - Tackiest / Kitschiest pattern of speedos/swim briefs you've ever seen?
Hahaha!!!

Oh man... there is some pretty terrible things out there!
landoffrozensheep wrote:
Mon Mar 16, 2020 6:06 pm
I nominate these: https://splish.com/collections/brief/pr ... ws-glitter

(Albeit I would wear them, why I do not know :P )

Anyone beat these?
Oh, easy!!! While those are pretty bad, I'm pretty sure they are far from the "worst". Hell, I could probably be talked into them. My wife loves unicorns. LoL!!!

The crochet swim brief for men has got to be the tackiest thing I have ever seen. Here are three styles:

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The String Bikini (quite literally!)

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String Thong

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Full Swim Brief

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Re: Tackiest / Kitschiest Speedos / swim briefs ever seen

Post by landoffrozensheep » Tue Mar 17, 2020 10:07 am

MrMusik wrote:
Tue Mar 17, 2020 8:13 am
landoffrozensheep wrote:
Mon Mar 16, 2020 6:06 pm
As subject - Tackiest / Kitschiest pattern of speedos/swim briefs you've ever seen?
Hahaha!!!

Oh man... there is some pretty terrible things out there!
landoffrozensheep wrote:
Mon Mar 16, 2020 6:06 pm
I nominate these: https://splish.com/collections/brief/pr ... ws-glitter

(Albeit I would wear them, why I do not know :P )

Anyone beat these?
Oh, easy!!! While those are pretty bad, I'm pretty sure they are far from the "worst". Hell, I could probably be talked into them. My wife loves unicorns. LoL!!!

The crochet swim brief for men has got to be the tackiest thing I have ever seen. Here are three styles:

Image
The String Bikini (quite literally!)

Image
String Thong

Image
Full Swim Brief
I'd wear the crochet tie side...the other 2....pass

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Re: Tackiest / Kitschiest Speedos / swim briefs ever seen

Post by geauxboi » Tue Mar 17, 2020 12:50 pm

Go to the LGBT celebration in Pensacola Beach, Florida on Memorial day! You will see all of these and more....The more outrageous the better and lots of fun!

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Re: Tackiest / Kitschiest Speedos / swim briefs ever seen

Post by Thom » Tue Mar 17, 2020 3:07 pm

MrMusik wrote:
Tue Mar 17, 2020 8:13 am


Oh, easy!!! While those are pretty bad, I'm pretty sure they are far from the "worst". Hell, I could probably be talked into them. My wife loves unicorns. LoL!!!

The crochet swim brief for men has got to be the tackiest thing I have ever seen. Here are three styles:

Looks like something the Manson Family might wear.

That said, I might like to at least try on the yellow suit.

I suppose macramé suits might be worse.

Oh, I forgot that my mother knitted a square cut for me out of wool when I was five or so. I remember that they'd get water logged and fall off. That said they WERE my first stretch knit suit. :lol:
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