Missing one of your swimsuits?

gayswimboy · Post by **gayswimboy** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 11:00 am

I posted this on the Speedo Board but thougt you guys might like to read it too. It's an email I received earlier today. Soon as I saw the subject line: Missing one of your swimsuits? and knowing who it was from, I opened it. This is what it said:

"Hey, Champ, (aka: gayswimboy) are you missing a swimsuit? You should be, because John and I stole your very sexy and skimpy unlined yellow Japanese Arena swimsuit. Know, however, that we stole it only with the best of intentions. Both of us know how much you love being covered in cum. Ergo, after our boating excursion with you and your [twin] brother a couple of weeks ago and enjoying ourselves doing what all gay guys love to do, John and I decided to get you a present as gratitude for your terrific hospitality. So, we debated whether to offer you the chance to have your cock pierced or to "borrow" (aka: steal) your swimsuit. Obviously, we chose (really at the suggestion of your brother) to steal your swimsuit. But not to worry, we have every intention of returning it. However, this time we intend to return it, not in the condition we stole it, stained with cum, but now SOAKED in cum.

"You won't believe how much fun this has been! Each day and night, for the last couple of weeks, since our returning home from our visit with you, we have been going to gay beaches and bars looking for young volunteers whose balls are filled with hot juicy milky sperm, inviting them to get hard and shot their load into a jar containing your swimsuit. The response has been incredible! More than we had ever hoped for! In fact, several boys (including us and your brother) volunteered two, and in some cases, three or four times over the last couple of weeks. Finally, we are happy to report to you that your borrowed-stolen swimsuit is right now in a jar sitting in John's bedroom on top of his dresser, FLOATING, literally, in pure cum, just waiting and ready for you to put on. Come and get it! Our digital cameras and c..e await your arrival! We know we'll be seeing you and your brother again real soon. Stay real! Love ya, Mike"

If any of you guys helped in this project, thanks. If you'd like to know what happens when I go to retrieve my swimsuit, let me know.

Justin · Post by **Justin** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 3:00 pm

Gayswimboy,

You didn't mention that you had a gay twin brother!!!!

Now that is the kind of sandwich I'd like to be in the middle of.

Justin

j · Post by j » Fri Jul 28, 2006 3:01 pm

i shotgun being number 4

Justin · Post by **Justin** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 3:15 pm

Gayswimboy,

I'd love to contribute to your 'soaking' but I'm not sure how the customs officers would handle a jar full of cum.

Justin

j · Post by j » Fri Jul 28, 2006 6:28 pm

a couple years ago there was an art exhibit in banff (place in canada, lol) and it was like, 8 jars of a guys cum hanging on a string...

why cant i get paid to do that kind of art?

j · Post by j » Mon Jul 31, 2006 2:26 pm

finally \, my art is getting the recognition it deserves...

AND NO DRINKING MY ART!!! hahaha

j · Post by j » Mon Jul 31, 2006 8:26 pm

lol, you know you wouldnt be able to resist

j · Post by j » Mon Jul 31, 2006 8:30 pm

like you need to ask

j · Post by j » Mon Jul 31, 2006 8:58 pm

hmm, this one's homemade...

j · Post by j » Mon Jul 31, 2006 9:01 pm

ha, boo to bad puns... boo indeed

j · Post by j » Mon Jul 31, 2006 9:05 pm

not so much that as the fact thti make a very demanding audience

j · Post by j » Mon Jul 31, 2006 9:08 pm

ok fine... bonus points for you and your pun.

smart and goodlooking? i can hardly believe it...

j · Post by j » Tue Aug 01, 2006 2:20 pm

write into a guy's pants eh?

oh yes... boo for band puns indeed.

j · Post by j » Wed Aug 02, 2006 7:04 pm

*tear* my feelings are so crushed

ohcanada · Post by **ohcanada** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 4:35 pm

i always like to see a bunch of boys talking about their cum.... hehe